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A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
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Hey guys.

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So I heard people still play Myth, and I was just informed about this new server and takeover thing. Just last week I was driving to work, and I had an inclination to seek out what everyone is up to these days. Let me show you the reason for my motivation:

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Anywho, pictures, videos, articles, and other random shit shall ensue...

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sup kirk.

welcome back bra
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the great krok returns, how we've missed you
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'murrricaahhhh
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V8 FTW
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LOL DIGGIN' LIKE DALE JR
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LOL POGUE WTF 188 POSTS I THOT U BE DEAD EATEN BY LOLLER BEARS AND PENGUINS
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Kirk Glover 82 LOLWTF
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BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:LOL POGUE WTF 188 POSTS I THOT U BE DEAD EATEN BY LOLLER BEARS AND PENGUINS
I'm back...but I don't play myth anymore LOL
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pogue got kidnapped in south america and is now a sex slave for a saudi billionaire. he jumps online when ackbar isnt around and watching, but has yet to ask for help. he told me having a wizard sleeve for an asshole was worth the orgasms.
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I heard pogue is employed by THOR's youngest son as a circus transvestite.
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employed assumes he's getting paid in money.

his paycheck is a protein shake expelled from his ass.
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dac wrote:pogue got kidnapped in south america and is now a sex slave for a saudi billionaire. he jumps online when ackbar isnt around and watching, but has yet to ask for help. he told me having a wizard sleeve for an asshole was worth the orgasms.
hahaha Akbar that sand idiot and poglet of fire.
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dac wrote: his paycheck is a protein shake expelled from his ass.
LOL. I also love how falcon said sand idiot. Are you even PAK bro?
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Bro technically the middle-easterners/arabs are the sand idiots. If you wanna make pak equivalent to idiots it would be mud idiots or something lol.
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pogue, paks are snake charmers. think of a flute and a cobra.

paks are also indians in denial. same bloodlines and everything, but instead of cows being sacred its pigs they wont touch.
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Hey david this is kirk clover attention seeking thread. dont get him infuriated or the next thing might be you steamrolled under his v8.
ps: pak is pak and india sucks and pak-usa are on bromansual terms.
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where is old, lovely KROK V8, 5 baller, MWC MVP, 1vs1 champ, all-time #1 coop hero, ww2 champ, slayer of myrk and adren, personal enemy of BNA, PMNA and MNA, successful ffa hateplay rusher, #1 dropper and spammer etc, most active, orange and full of energy player ?
he's gone...
...but he take place in our stoned hearts
Why Does God Always Have To Take The Best Players :(
RIP BRO
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shadow wrote:where is old, lovely KROK V8, 5 baller, MWC MVP, 1vs1 champ, all-time #1 coop hero, ww2 champ, slayer of myrk and adren, personal enemy of BNA, PMNA and MNA, successful ffa hateplay rusher, #1 dropper and spammer etc, most active, orange and full of energy player ?
he's gone...
...but he take place in our stoned hearts
Why Does God Always Have To Take The Best Players :(
RIP BRO
Damn son, you gave Kirk's idiot sized dong a good massage and happy ending there.

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LOL. I have been in hibernation.
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Don't know who half you people are. Is shadow cremisi?
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KROKOLOLUNBANNEDWTF. nice!
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Shadow is lolki
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LOL SO MUCH COON PRESENCE IN ONE THREAD
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The fuark is the customary Hadiez post :/
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