The casket lottery
team of semi-retired faggots and overrated roleplayers. Limp cant save this
Baron kildars black knights
Semi-regular but no talent losers with no team captain, will be annihilated
Team good players
Deer in 2018 minus anyone good or active, will be disqualified for low turnout.
Shlong dong mckong
Standard issue ratking team without Agents and featuring more aging regulars. Aims for finals but eventually fails
Legendary Heterosexuals
Fake team existing only so seeker can laugh unconvincingly at flatline. Sad
Northern Paladins
Theoretically strong roster but unlikely to show up. Eventually becomes bored and gives up to poach out tirri, arsenic and gekko to better teams.
The 7th Legion
Paris & Adrenaline drama team. Will implode once ego inevitability becomes a factor
Teenage mutant ninja turtles 3
Standard issue GKG team featuring your favourite mazz playing autists. Possibly so gay and talent so atrophied by nonstop mazz play some other shitty team might win but unlikely.