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Depending on how many balls you are you can only sub certain players for certain people for example if you didn't show up we would only be able to fill your spot with another 2.5 to 3.0 Baller for example Adrenaline, Myrk, or GKG. Now I could be off on their numbers Myrk might be more like 2.4 so he...

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ZOMG doesn't want to merge with anyone. ZOMG is strong.

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You're right family is no excuse.

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We shall go on to the end. We shall fight Zak in France, we shall fight Zak on the seas and oceans, we shall fight Zak with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our MWC title's, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight Zak on the beaches, we shall fight Zak on the land...

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Pogue wrote:
dac wrote:lol @ milkman

the true political genius of myth. that post reminded me of liger, how long did you have out that thesaurus anyways?
This was exactly what I was thinking when I read his post lol.

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Me after hitting the Gym getting the pump on with some bros.

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Not sure if Zagon is actually in this thread, can we get a mans drink recipe please?

Instead of a liquified sour apple lolly

Something with Whiskey preferably or rum or gin or vodka, that isn't sugary and going to make me sick.

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Good shit yall

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I usually fly home, to visit my family, so technically I never vacation. But if I had to pick, I would go to the mountains or a lake or surf trip somewhere exotic like....Baja, but then I'd be hassled by the shitty Mexican government or killed by their cartels, so I'd have to go to Indonesia instead...

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How embarrassing.

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Well while you faggots are spending all your money on cars, I'm investing in penis enlargement.

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Lol, these are fucking hilarious,

Tirri - Tirri

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I don't know what you have against Toyota's. I've already had new brakes, new rack and pinion, transmission fixes, new radiator, and then the engine replaced. SO IT'S TOO LATE KIRK!, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU!? FUCK YOU, YOU ABANDONED MYTH AND YOU ABANDONED ME! This car has had all the fixes ...

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Feel free to explain your reasoning, no doubt some of you will have long well thought out arguments, and others will say things like sand idiot, fuck, nuke em, something like that.

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I think it's pretty clear that most of us have settled into our respective roles by 2013. All Plateaus have been reached and are being walked. For Example Jahral Toad, someone with room for improvement, no doubt there are numerous simple changes he could make, and yet he remains unchanged. Most appe...

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I drive a 1995 Toyota Camry with 212K miles on it, covered in bird doo, and currently the front right tire has a slow leak, the paint is peeling due to sun damage in multiple places, the rear is dented due to some ass clowns with a tow truck. I can't say enough good things about this car, when I mer...

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1. How do I get on a team to play in this years MWC? Nobody wants to play with you, you're garbage or you would already be on a team either as a dummy or someone would've lied about you playing for them, get the fuck off Myth and never come back. 2. How come the downloadable version of myth won't wo...

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How much $$$?

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Red Alert.

But I suggest you get a better computer, you'll find one at your local library or in the trash probably.

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They stopped making good movies.

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"Snow White and the Huntsman/men?" 50 Stars down Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the worst actress of them all? Kristen Stewart, hands down. Dead eyed, incapable of emotion, both quality traits a person looks for in an actress right? No. Wrong. These are traits people look for in mimes a...

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If Taken 3 is about how her new boyfriend is secretly the Albanian sex trade lords son, whose infiltrated her life, family, trust, only to betray her and kill her. Then the plot will be completely redeemed. All I want before I die, is to see Liam break that kids neck. A cool side plot would be, if h...

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http://imgur.com/z8XxUuG Take a look at the linked image above... Was just playing a 1v1 with Spooky... be both arrived at the hill and suddenly I'm like "WTF?!" why is there a satchel in the middle of my army?!?! So I scramble to get off it... after the game I watch the film to see why t...

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shaun of the dead was retarded. british humor is terrible. hot fuzz was better, but both were groaners I agree those movies I think made me laugh once the whole time, and they never busted out a mass killing of zombies in Shaun of The Dead, they had the perfect concept and really didn't come throug...

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Taken 2 was pretty good, Liam Neeson is in it and the daughter is fiiiiine. I admit the action was good, just like Taken 1. They had no legitimate reason to make a sequel though and it wasn't good overall. But seriously, if putting a hot girl in a movie makes it good, then 95% of movies are good. I...

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your loss.

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Taken 2 ~ Terrible Movie Has anyone been bored/dumb enough to see Taken 2? If so, I hope it wasn't in theaters. Plot Synopsis: Same as Taken 1....except this time the Albanian sex traffickers want to take Liam alive, murder his wife in front of him, and imprison his daughter as a sex slave for the r...

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Crun isn't going to like this review, you've made a great enemy this day Zak.

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Here is a omgwtf for you, :x I'm grim I don't FEEL like efficiently organizing a tournament and then subtlety rigging it. :idea: I don't have to. :x Who wants to host MWC in my stead? :mrgreen: Paris: "It would be my honor" :x Grim "You'll do, but don't disappoint me son, oh wait, you...

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Don't think my ratings take into account the way in which I make people I play with better by showing them what not to do. Important to have people like me on a team if you want an all around better team. Case in point, failure to spacebar D units on flag or scout properly, mistakes anyone can make,...

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Renwood do you even know what true love is?

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what weekend

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http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss105/paytonmarshall/lol-2_zps51bb3c27.jpg This is me helping an old woman up off a park bench, just because I could. http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss105/paytonmarshall/297460_10100401551828747_436427142_n_zps22ec8c59.jpg This is me fishing in the mountains, ...

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Renwood informs me him and Ooga Booga just spent the last of the MWC 2013 money on an XL bottle of cough syrup and 500 pack of sparklers for the summer holidays. Shitttttttttt.........Tirri..............your on your own, no help from the America's, or Myth brothers. Just when you thought being part ...

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Renwood how much money do we have right now in the MWC 2013 account? Taking out a 6 month stipend for yourself and Ooga Booga of course to buy enough dorritos and hot pockets and pay your bills to finish Myth 4.5?

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This years MWC proceeds will be donated to the Tirri Fund. To improve his quality of life, and buy his sick daughter medicine and shoes. I want Myth's treasurer elect "Renwood" to transfer the entire balance of the MWC monies pool to the Tirri fund. I IMPLORE YOU FELLOW MYTHERS TO DONATE T...

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limp wrote:later idiot

Who are you? Who cares?

limp wrote:later idiot

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I miss Kirksye, since I was never the target of his spam.

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Yeah pogue I don't need to workout early with 6 minute abs.

Enculator why don't you write a short story about never washed pussy, I bet you've got at least 5 pages of thoughts on it.

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Switch, Rome got better I thought, seeing as they stay true to real history to an extent and develop interesting characters, which you would've missed since you didn't watch it. You should give it another shot because the 1st episode is probably the worst. I see everyone on here is shitting on the b...

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Jahral, I would like there to be a trow choking a Myrk giant out, and a wight in the far corner just out of sight about to end everyones day next to a dwarf with Satchels, maybe a fallen lord tower over the battle on one side and ALric on the other, arrows all over the place blotting out the sky, ca...

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If Jahral, paints a magnificent epic battle scene with Myth Characters and it isn't a pile of abstract shit where the thrall and ghols looks like well....not thrall or ghols, then I'll bid on it absolutely.

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Grim, I know you are trying to wash your hands of the outcome of this MWC early, but I just want you to know that whatever happens and whoever is in charge We will still all blame you for anything and everything that goes wrong this year. JUST BLAME GRIM is the motto for MWC 2013. JUST BLAME GRIM!!!...

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Good Choice.

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**forgot to list Paris and Falcon

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I have to pay rent. Feed and bathe myself, work. Need to get in shape for beach Season. My reflection is no longer flattering. Consider how I'm going to find love and have more than a surface level conversation about the fucking weather with some female, so I can procreate and use my sons as my new ...

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Who are you?

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The bro's are the only team that can carry you to an MWC victory, we've been training hard for this year (drinking more than ever and contemplating how much we don't like anyone) but if you are looking to have fun you will definitely want to uninstall Myth.

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