Dear Myth Community:
Today, I write to you in regards to our resident troll and muckraker seeker. Many of you know him as that guy who posts random attacks on other myth community members. Others know him as the guy who posts targeted, not random, attacks on other myth community members. In short, seeker only seeks one thing: drama and conflict.
Now why might this be, we may ask? Why would someone's sole goal in life be to sew seeds of discord and strife? Could it be that some people really just want to see the world burn, or could there be some deeper psychological reason for this behavior?
I submit to you, dearest mythers, that seekers issues come from hiding a very important part of himself from the world. It's never easy to live in the closet, knowing that your deepest desires are viewed as unnatural and are frowned upon by society. Naturally, this causes one to lash out at "normal people" and to try and drag them down - not out of pure malice, but instead out of a desire to have other people's flaws as evident as your own.
But this can change! The world is evolving to be more inclusive and understanding of people like seeker. You see, seeker is secretly a juggalo.
Juggalos are avid fans and followers of the Detroit-based rap duo, insane clown posse. They have been ostracized and persecuted for decades now - including receiving a designation as an unlawful gang by the FBI. Juggalos like seeker live in fear of being outed, and subject to random arrest, profiling by police, and rejection from their family.
But times are changing! Yesterday, there was a march on Washington where juggalos came en masse to protest this unfair treatment. They're demanding fair and equitable treatment, civil rights, and the ability to be an accepted member of society. With this new day, seeker can finally come out of the closet and be who he wants to be, thus removing the need to unfairly attack everyone else on myth just to feel better about himself.
Let us welcome seeker out of the closet and accept him for who he truly is: a juggalo.
Seeker photographed at yesterday's rally
A single berserk reached us yesterday, after having come all the way over the mountains from the city of Willow, fourteen hundred miles away. He delivered to Alric a single package the size of a man's fist, wrapped in rags, and refuses to talk with anyone about events in the West.
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