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by sasper
Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:12 pm
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: prostitutes
Replies: 1
Views: 36

prostitutes

how many prostitutes have you fucked? i can only estimate, but when i was between girlfriends, it was roughly 300. 3 of them are still my best friends.
by sasper
Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:28 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Map inspiration
Replies: 22
Views: 328

Re: Map inspiration

has someone been taking too many baseball bats up the ass? i'm looking at you, garnish.
by sasper
Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:26 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Map inspiration
Replies: 22
Views: 328

Re: Map inspiration

wtf is going on with appalling pictures?
by sasper
Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: Godhead Articles
Topic: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART
Replies: 7
Views: 110

Re: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART

ava make wiping your ass with your wrong hand seem fun
by sasper
Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: Godhead Articles
Topic: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART
Replies: 7
Views: 110

Re: AVA5 GUN ITEMS CHART

no one plays ava since it's the single shittest 3rd party map ever made
by sasper
Sun Jan 21, 2018 7:34 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: 3 celebrities
Replies: 1
Views: 67

3 celebrities

if you could kill 3 celebrities, and just get away with it, who would they be?
mine would be:
justin beeber
kim kardarshasheran
her hus husband.
by sasper
Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:48 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Unit inspiration
Replies: 28
Views: 391

Re: Unit inspiration

even adren when he takes a two minute break getting fucked up the ass could come up with something better
by sasper
Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:46 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Unit inspiration
Replies: 28
Views: 391

Re: Unit inspiration

these are the shittest unit inspirations ever
by sasper
Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:40 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: ATTN : SHAISTER
Replies: 2
Views: 62

Re: ATTN : SHAISTER

nah no one reads these these forums. kim jong un should just point his nukes at france so we can get rid of all the francophiles and especially enculator
by sasper
Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:29 am
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: prostate exams
Replies: 0
Views: 70

prostate exams

does anybody else have a problem when youre getting a prostate exams with a hot female doctor and you can't help it but get a massive hard on and blow your load when she sticks her fingers up your ass. it doesnt matter when it goes on her hand cause she wears gloves but all up her arm and sleeves th...
by sasper
Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:33 pm
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Map inspiration
Replies: 22
Views: 328

Re: Map inspiration

who is garnish?
since babyshaker, LSO, etc came onto the scene , the proof is in the pudding, myth is dead.
who be fucking with my posts?
by sasper
Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:40 pm
Forum: Eblis Stone
Topic: Unit inspiration
Replies: 28
Views: 391

Re: Unit inspiration

never listen to lord scary owl. he's a 12 year old perma-newb who came onto myth when it was already buried 6 feet underground 10 years ago. there are plenty of good 3rd party units, like 3rd party maps. somehow he survided his abortions and his 23rd chromosome. he's a 1.5 baller (always will be). a...
by sasper
Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:11 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: adren
Replies: 5
Views: 468

Re: adren

adrenaline had his first day of work experience today. he hasn't been able to get a job yet because he's been too busy acting as a male prostitute. they sent him to a garage and the first thing they asked him to do was to pick up some supplies... a new clutch, exhaust manifold and a reaacharound. th...
by sasper
Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:13 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: GKG WINS FFA LEAGUE 2016!
Replies: 58
Views: 2206

Re: FFA LEAGUE 2016! Tues 5-7 & 9-11, Wed 2-4 EDT

That said, if the league continues to be this competitive I am considering hosting a 1 day FFA League playoffs along more traditional FFA tourney lines. I haven't determined the precise format but it would most likely involve either the top 12 overall scorers or the top 4 from each division. I'll h...
by sasper
Thu Nov 24, 2016 7:45 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Myrk: Did you get paid $400 to play in MWC 2k1?
Replies: 5
Views: 310

Re: Myrk: Did you get paid $400 to play in MWC 2k1?

fagline is a fag but decent player. myrk on the other hand is both a fag and vastly overrated
by sasper
Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:15 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: ADRENALINE WINS FFAL PLAYOFFS!
Replies: 35
Views: 1462

Re: ADRENALINE WINS FFAL PLAYOFFS!

cruniac only came 9th? fucken hell you know myth is dead
by sasper
Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:05 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS
Replies: 42
Views: 1357

Re: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS

i didn't read any your posts on saturday, because, instead i shat myself, much funner.
by sasper
Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:53 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS
Replies: 42
Views: 1357

Re: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS

All i take from that map is that all the major cities in the US voted for Hillary, while all the redneck country bumpkins voted for Trump. I bet there is a huge correlation between intelligence/education and voting patterns. That said, the democrats lost because they put their worst candidate forwa...
by sasper
Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:43 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS
Replies: 42
Views: 1357

Re: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS

i don't know much about u.s politics, but i do know that anyone who voted for donald trump has a sub 60 iq
by sasper
Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:37 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Reality check
Replies: 2
Views: 245

Re: Reality check

im not american so i don't know american sports well, but what are the cubs? a baseball team? or some sort of homosexual gang banging team?
by sasper
Sun Nov 13, 2016 9:40 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: ADRENALINE WINS FFAL PLAYOFFS!
Replies: 35
Views: 1462

Re: ADRENALINE WINS FFAL PLAYOFFS!

when shadow shows up in seeding you know myth is dead :/
by sasper
Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:35 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS
Replies: 42
Views: 1357

Re: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS

its a bit sad myth has died. i wasn't terribly good at m2sbr but i beat adren on a few occasions. i never managed to beat kook though
by sasper
Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:31 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS
Replies: 42
Views: 1357

Re: TRUMP LOL! GO FUCK YOURSELVES LIBTARDS

this is really fucked up, but i've almost forgotten what GG means
by sasper
Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:50 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMPED
Replies: 35
Views: 1033

Re: TRUMPED

Sasper trying to shittalk America? That's rich. Oz is currently trying to backpedal on its immigration policy because too many African shitskins are raping and pillaging their Sheilas. Censorship? Oz goes one step further than black bars over tits, or a warning on the label. They outright won't sel...
by sasper
Sun Nov 06, 2016 12:27 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMPED
Replies: 35
Views: 1033

Re: TRUMPED

Stick to your own country you cuck sasper. Americans don't want rotschild fucking puppets as our leader anymore. Trump a disaster? The worthless cunt is the most corrupt piece of shit you will ever see. Of course the world media has brainwashed you and the europeans to think hes worse than her. And...
by sasper
Sun Nov 06, 2016 5:45 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMPED
Replies: 35
Views: 1033

Re: TRUMPED

i'd bother with a better experience but youre not worth it. i was refused a beer in texas for wearing a t-shirt... what a piece of of of a country
by sasper
Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:05 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMPED
Replies: 35
Views: 1033

Re: TRUMPED

Who cares what the rest of the world wants. If the rest of the world doesn't want him, that means America should want him to be President because it will benefit us and put our interests before foreign countries. America is the #1 superpower of the world and can do whatever the fuck we want and not...
by sasper
Thu Nov 03, 2016 10:15 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: TRUMPED
Replies: 35
Views: 1033

Re: TRUMPED

i just cant believe anyone could vote him; he's a a crazy isolationist protectionist, a buffoon, a laughing stock, certainly not presidential material, he'll turn the leader of the free world into north korea of the west. he'll be not only a disaster for the u.s, but the rest of the world as well. b...
by sasper
Fri Oct 21, 2016 3:02 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: whats this
Replies: 29
Views: 1051

Re: whats this

everyone knows this is a 20 year old game. its not going to get much better. prepubescent kids know like lord scary owl. give it up... it was fun while it lasted... but its over
by sasper
Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:21 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: best troll
Replies: 0
Views: 186

best troll

i would say zak.
he was an asshole for a long time, then grew out of it.
by sasper
Tue Sep 13, 2016 12:47 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: How much money do you make?
Replies: 47
Views: 1218

Re: How much money do you make?

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:
Pogue wrote:
BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:I have possible plans of turning my farm into a pumpkin patch


LOL GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. IT'S NOT 1888 BRAH.


THERE ARE TEENAGE WHITE GIRLS IN THIS COUNTRY WHO WOULD KILL TO SEE ME GROW A PUMPKIN PATCH.


kook you're too old to fuck teenagers. you'll get done for raping underage girls.
by sasper
Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:35 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: How much money do you make?
Replies: 47
Views: 1218

Re: How much money do you make?

i got sacked 3 times for being caught drunk on the job. when you get sacked you start again. rule #1 How old retard with such low work ethic can make 150k/year ? And anyway you don't answer question. its cause i live in the 1st world, not the 3rd world, unlike you, russian. how many times do i have...
by sasper
Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:31 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: How much money do you make?
Replies: 47
Views: 1218

Re: How much money do you make?

i got sacked 3 times for being caught drunk on the job. when you get sacked you start again. rule #1
by sasper
Mon Sep 05, 2016 6:00 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: How much money do you make?
Replies: 47
Views: 1218

Re: How much money do you make?

LSO your pocket money doesn't count
by sasper
Sun Sep 04, 2016 6:18 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: How much money do you make?
Replies: 47
Views: 1218

Re: How much money do you make?

i make roughly $150,000/year
by sasper
Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:50 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: adren
Replies: 5
Views: 468

adren

is adrenaline homosexual? he always seemed to be... not sure if he's a top or a bottom though
by sasper
Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:40 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Myth's Saltiest Player: TB, dac, or shinco.
Replies: 16
Views: 737

Re: Myth's Saltiest Player: TB, dac, or shinco.

i like salt. especially the sodium part. yum
by sasper
Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:32 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Myth's Saltiest Player: TB, dac, or shinco.
Replies: 16
Views: 737

Re: Myth's Saltiest Player: TB, dac, or shinco.

ahh the death throes of myth. were all just trolling each other on the forums. kind of depressing but still fun. it had a good run
by sasper
Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:54 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: GKG's Top Myth Players Of All Time
Replies: 137
Views: 3587

Re: GKG's Top Myth Players Of All Time

its true that both fagline and sunstyle were much better than gig in their day, gkg was in the dying days of myth.
by sasper
Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:50 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: GKG's Top Myth Players Of All Time
Replies: 137
Views: 3587

Re: GKG's Top Myth Players Of All Time

i went to school with qwerty. he was always the odd kid. never much good at myth either.
by sasper
Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:22 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Should LSO be a Top 50 Player of All Time?
Replies: 6
Views: 390

Re: Should LSO be a Top 50 Player of All Time?

i was thinking that LSO could be zak intentionally playing shit but i doubt it
by sasper
Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:17 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Should LSO be a Top 50 Player of All Time?
Replies: 6
Views: 390

Re: Should LSO be a Top 50 Player of All Time?

does anyone even play this shit anymore?
LSO is a kid almost as bad as edulus. i know its a troll post but nevertheless laughable
by sasper
Sun Aug 21, 2016 10:26 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Male Players
Replies: 15
Views: 730

Re: Male Players

stop being a poofter you little faggot.
#1 you don't know most of these players since they don't play anymore. i do because I've be playing tfl came out in 97.
#2 you're shit at myth
by sasper
Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:53 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Debate thread
Replies: 161
Views: 3606

Re: Debate thread

I cant believe I'm getting dragged back into this thread again after several failed attempts to extracate myself.. guess I have a real weakness for needing to set the record straight, even if I'm being baited :| look GKG, if you need a label I guess you could call me a nationalist. Mainly I am just...
by sasper
Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:37 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Debate thread
Replies: 161
Views: 3606

Re: Debate thread

sasper wrote:
dac wrote:the left lost the debate after the fall of communism around the world.
rejected economics as a science and has lost the ability to see scrutiny as more than hate speech.


even geologists have a few standard deviations of iq on intelligence compared to economists.
by sasper
Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:20 pm
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Debate thread
Replies: 161
Views: 3606

Re: Debate thread

the left lost the debate after the fall of communism around the world. rejected economics as a science and has lost the ability to see scrutiny as more than hate speech. indeed, economics is a science. it's called the 'dismal science' quite rightly so. as much as i despise the left, the 1st rule of...
by sasper
Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:50 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Debate thread
Replies: 161
Views: 3606

Re: Debate thread

BIG KROK V8 SS wrote:europe is being INVADED by muslims.


only some countries in europe. i lived in czech republic for 10 years and muslims are almost universally despised there. they only represent about 0.1% of the population (thank god)
by sasper
Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:52 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: GKG's Top Myth Players Of All Time
Replies: 137
Views: 3587

Re: GKG's Top Myth Players Of All Time

monty, erik, dwarf, and absolut are all absurdly high in these rankings. agreed. as much as a dick that limp is, he's right on this one, especially with regards to monty and absolut. i remember retiring absolut in 1v1's while blind fucking drunk, playing on a trackpad, no formations or observer con...
by sasper
Mon Aug 15, 2016 3:34 am
Forum: Free For All
Topic: Best Myth general managers ever
Replies: 44
Views: 1364

Re: Best Myth general managers ever

i used to masturbate approximately once per day. but now i only rub one out about every other week. i hope this helps in your thread.

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